Hey, it's a Club Roster!
We has one. If you want to be put on it send me a message.| Officers | |||
| Commodore | Paul Facknitz | "Is that a tumor in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" | |
| Vice Commodore | Tim Cox | ||
| Purser | Michael Simpkins | ||
| Clerk | Alison McKenzie | ||
| Clerk | Alan Rhodes | "Shooting deaths are down, but we can't ignore the fact that criminals are now sharpening their guns and stabbing people to death with them." "count your blessings, Houseguest" | |
| Quartermaster | Kass James | "You're a bad bad man!" | |
| Boatswain | Lindsay Lavenhar | "I'm not short, I'm space efficient" | |
| Sr. Faculty Advisor | Jon Hatch | "I'm a pretty pretty Unicorn" | |
| Jr. Faculty Advisor | Ben Marlin | ||
| Members | |||
| Amber Reed | “I thought you rolled like everyone else, all cute until you hit the spikes at the bottom of the hill” | ||
| Ben Shenkman | “Invaders blood marches through my veins like Giant Radioactive Rubber Pants!” | ||
| Cara Spencer | |||
| Caroline Shuman | “Everything is miraculous. It is miraculous that one does not melt in ones bath.” | ||
| David Lerner | “Don’t touch me” | ||
| Dean Malelu | “You fill me with contumely” | ||
| Derek Gambill | “You like dudes!” | ||
| Devorah Litt | "Dream a Dream of Endless Light" | ||
| Eric Campbell | “Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, all your base are belong to me.” | ||
| Grant Gross | “KaliMA!” | ||
| J.D. "Halcyon Days" Slatta | |||
| Jean-Paul Vadeboncouer | “Only if your balls taste like a delicious calzone.’ | ||
| Jenee Gossen | “This is the Murder Tower. This is whee I hang out” | ||
| Jeremy A. Velardez | “Karazhan Sucks." | ||
| Jerry Hrechka | “My superpower is a poor upbringing” | ||
| Joe Robertson | “If I didn’t have sense of humor I wouldn’t have no sense at all.” | ||
| Josie Spooner | “My aura has never been pinker!” | ||
| Julian Nipper | |||
| Keith Barch | |||
| Kyle Peterson | |||
| Lindsey Payner | “Beware the chaos embedded in shoelaces” | ||
| Matt Burns | “Long live the IRA!!! Drink hearty!!” | ||
| Max Reitman | “I’m a teddy bear with a switchblade” | ||
| Nathan Murdock | “Screw recycling, we’re all gonna die anyway” | ||
| Nick Bunitsky | “…” | ||
| Olivia Richardson | “Amakakarw ryo no hiromeki” | ||
| Payne Curlin | “When life gives you lemons, kick it in the balls and say ‘I wanted a beer bitch’” | ||
| Rachel Crews | “I am the greatest Pirate hunter in the world.” | ||
| Theo Kogod | |||
| (To be updated more when people tell me to. *hint hint*) | |||
| Ascended Members | |||
| Jake Anderson | |||
| Jared Axelrod | Why is this much Talent still single? | ||
| Kenny Backus | |||
| David Barron | Flandal Forever! | ||
| Greg Black | Frog-Blast the Vertcores! | ||
| Taleisha Bowen | |||
| Vivian Bracewell | "Give a man a hand and he'll run it all over you." -Mae West | ||
| Alison Buck | Where's my whiskey? I wanna get toreup! | ||
| Rachel Chaffin | |||
| Jai Dave | Knowledge is Power! | ||
| John Davis | "We Stress so you don't have to." | ||
| Andrew Emond | I do what I want! | ||
| David (Furry) Foley | Anime and webcomic addict, gamer wannabe | ||
| Gwyn Gahagan | |||
| William Gellatly | Do not underestimate the power of the Force. | ||
| Christin Gulick | "It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."-Albus Dumbledore | ||
| Ben Gulley | Of all the things I've lost, I miss my respect for you the least. | ||
| Matt Haselton | "It's four a.m., do you know where your car is?" | ||
| Richard Hebner | Theoretically | ||
| Merrit Johnson | Ask me later | ||
| Mae Kalwaic | Founder and "Dictator for Life" | ||
| Melissa Kammerer | "You know what college is? It's like high school without the going to class." | ||
| Ira Knight | I attack people... | ||
| Christine Lett | Put it in your mouth | ||
| David McDaniel | Find it, Shoot it, Kill it, Eat it. | ||
| Heidi McIver | |||
| Alex Meath | I am the Quaker Warlord | ||
| Nick Miller | "Either that wallpaper goes or I do." -Oscar Wilde | ||
| Brock Mitchel-Slentz | It's an all night Brock-a-thon. | ||
| Dani Moran | “2 + 2 = 5 for very large values of 2." | ||
| Okkar Pe | Fly and Dance! | ||
| Brian Person | Live with what you do. Tomorrow's another day. | ||
| Edward Phelps | HELP HELP I'm being attacked by a killer llama, and I'm too fatigued to move!! | ||
| Nick Popio | What should my quote be? | ||
| Susan Rahmsdorff | |||
| Rachel Randall | |||
| Donna Rasmussen | Goddess of Atheism | ||
| Michael Schoenbach | |||
| Paige Scoltock | "Ah, music. A magic beyond what we do here." -Albus Dumbledore, in reference to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry | ||
| Dave Simon | meem meem meem | ||
| Brian Sinclair | "I hate vector spaces of functions." "Kids don't need to float, we need weapons!” | ||
| Sylvia Toth | "I don't know half of you half as well as I would like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." | ||
| Seth Tucker | I love Star Wars | ||
| Mary Van Dyke | “Stupid fat hobbitses!" | ||
| Seth Van Horn | It's not that I'm anti-social, it's just that I spend most of my time out fighting crime in a stretchy stretchy costume. | ||
| Sarah Weiser | I am a Jedi Master... I am sad. I wanted to be a wookie. | ||
| Chris Wells | Trained Pro-Wrestler | ||
| Cesar Weston | Without Struggle, There is no Progress | ||
| Ted Wilkinson | |||
| Brandon Winter | "Death waits for you and it limps." | ||
| James Wooten | I play the numbers. | ||
| Daniel Worrall | Dan Sucks | ||
| Phillip Wright | Yeah, right, most of you think I'm crazy. That's fine. Cause I'm only going to worry about those of you who think I'm Sane. | ||
| Emperial Teal Young | Long Live the Empire! | ||
